The Committee of Conundrums

We're in a pickle. Our chairperson has gone missing. Again.

Last seen: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 at 14:45 hours. Last heard: muttering to herself in the break room.

Investigation Status

We've got a team of highly trained experts working on the case. They're using the latest in forensic accounting software and have consulted with leading experts in the field of "I told you so".

Latest Developments:

The conference table has been thoroughly searched. No signs of foul play or leftover donuts.
We've reviewed the security footage. Our best detective is still trying to get the coffee machine to play back the recording.
Last night's meeting minutes have been analyzed. The words "I'm outta here" are now being looked at as a possible lead.

Murderous Suspects

We've got a few people on our list. Some of them are:

Department of Red Herrings, Squad of Sleuths, Brigade of Bungling

Next Steps

We're considering calling in some experts. Or maybe just calling our accountant to see if they've seen the chairperson's expense reports.

Stay tuned for updates. Or not.

— The Committee of Conundrums

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